The allegations aren’t true, he says. So he is thinking of suing the tabloids (real original - we expect more out of the Swingers icon). Jennifer Aniston, I hope this is true. See article here.

A processor served Lindsay Lohan with papers, acting like a fan seeking an autograph. According to the article here:

Lohan was served with a subpoena to compel the actress to give a deposition in a fraud lawsuit against her mother, Dina Lohan, according to the lawyer representing the plaintiffs, Mitchell Chait and Antonio Almeida.

This is some fantastic footage of Mrs. Spears being filmed by someone (K-Fed) - acting very strange…. and burping… and feeling like she is “missing out on life”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB84A3zcmVo

Looking for pictures of Suri Cruise? Good luck finding them. And no, it’s not that she doesn’t exist - reportedly, it’s because the photos weren’t bought for a high enough price. Word on the street is that the photos were offered to Wire Image to sell to the highest bidder.

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for someone to pay whatever price they are, though - we’re yet to see a picture. My guess is that they will have to eventually take her out to play with other kids?

Getting married….. again. Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married!

In an announcement on her web site, Pam confirms the news.

“Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating….I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I’m moving on…I feel like I’m finally free….I’m in love. I’m happy….I see the light…sounds dramatic but it’s true…..I know some women can relate to this….My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they’ve known for years…time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words….watch!”

Pam and Kid first started dating in May 2001. The couple was engaged in 2002, however they split and called off the wedding in June 2003. Looks like they eventually worked things out.

It looks like the couple’s “awesome” relationship needs a little space, so Britney reportedly rented TWO houses for her and her hubby….. to stay separately. Source here.

I found this really good recap of Britney Spears and her parenting skills, including her interview with Matt Lauer. I especially like the picture sequence where she almost drops her baby, but manages to hold on to her drink. I don’t know about you, but if my 5-month-old baby is about to hit the concrete, the drink goes.

Just found this clip on Revver. It wouldn’t be too interesting, except there is a part where Eva goes and hides behind a telephone pole so that some dude can get his picture with Tony Parker. WHAT is he thinking?!? Take a look:

As a parent of 2, this is unbelievable. Britney Spears almost dropped her baby.

Watch it here.

Reportedly, Brad Pitt has bought a new island home in the Dominican so that he, Angelina Jolie, and their kids can have “breaks” from the stressful life of being an actor and actress. Article here.